Job Title: Temporary Father Christmas
Salary: Unlimted Milk & Mince Pies
Contact: George Thompson
Telephone: 0141 647 6688
Temporary Father Christmas
We are working with the world’s leading supplier of premium personalised gifts; helping them find someone to manage production site shifts.
This client designs, develops and manufactures unique toys; sending them all over the world to girls and boys.
Each staff member works hard to ensure products are delivered in perfect condition; putting a smile on the face of every customer is their ultimate mission.
Our client has been busy on the run up to Christmas for as long as he can remember; so, he has decided to take a well-deserved break from his job this December.
This role needs someone who can ensure each part of the production process comes together; someone who can ensure every product is delivered, no matter the weather.
In the UK, the subject of ageism is strictly taboo; but in Lapland, they can consider candidates strictly over the age of seventy-two.
Here in the UK we may live in a world where both genders are equal; but in Lapland, traditions are treasured, so there will be no “Mother Claus” Christmas sequel.
You should not apply if you prefer the words “Happy Holidays”; we are only looking for candidates who are stuck in their traditional ways.
We will only consider those who greet everyone with: “Merry Christmas”; people who say anything other than this will not be suitable for the business.
We need someone jolly and who loves to spread the Christmas cheer; dour faced candidates lacking in personality will not belong here.
You must accept that here, “vertically challenged” people are called elves; but that’s okay, they are happy being called this themselves. They work all day and get very little pay; but it’s in the name of the festive spirit they would say.
We are looking for someone thoughtful, caring and wise; and someone who has room in their tummy for plenty of mince pies.
If you’ve reached the end of Movember and have a full beard; there is a sleigh in the North Pole which is needing to be steered.
If you think this role is for you then please apply; maybe you will be the one we see in this Christmas Eve’s night sky!
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